Chinatown - Culpabilite ft. Dorkelyne Broshit [x]

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 10:21 VIA - SOURCE

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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Posted September 28, 2014 @ 10:13 VIA - SOURCE

So.

reservoir-fantasy:

persephoneholly:

Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.

The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 10:11 VIA - SOURCE

felicitysmock:

don’t ever watch a tv show

because you will fall in love with an awesome female character

and she will die

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 10:11 VIA - SOURCE

Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress; working hard for something we love is called passion.

 - Simon Sinek (via happy-absturz)
Posted September 28, 2014 @ 10:11 VIA - SOURCE

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 10:10 VIA - SOURCE

hithertokt:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I am seriously cracking up right now XD

I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 10:06 VIA - SOURCE

don’t you just love the smell of oranges

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 09:52

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 09:46 VIA - SOURCE

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 09:42 VIA - SOURCE

alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 09:39 VIA - SOURCE
kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 09:39 VIA - SOURCE
Posted September 28, 2014 @ 09:37 VIA - SOURCE
Anonymous ASKED:
How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?

lezbhonest:

thegaywomenchannel:

For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.

No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?” 

If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.

this is actually great advice

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 09:37 VIA - SOURCE

"Caring strangers gave up their jackets, jumpers and scarves to help a young boy freezing at a bus stop in Norway.
The social experiment was set up by the SOS Mayday action network to raise awareness about the thousands of children suffering in war-torn Syria.It involved an 11-year-old boy – an actor – telling commuters his jacket had been stolen to see how they would react.
The group hopes the video inspires people to donate what they can to help children in Syria.”
(x)

Posted September 28, 2014 @ 09:35 VIA - SOURCE